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24Jul/10Off

Should we add these sports to the Paralympic Games?



- Electric Wheelchair synchronised swimming
- Electric Wheelchair spring board diving
- Wheelchair ski jump (Winter Paralympic games)
- Blind ski jump (Winter Paralympic games)
- wheelchair steeple chase
- wheelchair hurdles
- Blind (or vitually impaired) skeet shooting
- Wheelchair madisons (like incycling - the one you give your team mate a push.)
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And before all you politically correct, ultra sensitive and easily-offended trolls get on your high horses, I work in disability and have many friends who have severe disability and are wheelchair users. We had a good laugh over discussion like this.
There is a BIG difference between making fun of people with disability and having a laugh ABOUT disability.
Sorry POPEYE, but your suggestion is NOT within the spirit of the joke. Being obese is NOT a criteria for a Paralympian



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  1. my avatar is missing 2 legs so I’ll answer:

    - Electric Wheelchair synchronised swimming – NO – too rusty

    - Electric Wheelchair spring board diving – sounds like an ejector seat in a jet – NO

    - Wheelchair ski jump (Winter Paralympic games) – sign me up – this could be for able bodied too – no dafter thaqn bungy jumping – 1st round able bodied + disabled — theh onwards everyone would be disabled

    - Blind ski jump (Winter Paralympic games) – take the guide dog too – bend your knees when its leash goes slack

    - wheelchair steeple chase – sounds fun with ramps

    - Blind (or vitually impaired) skeet shooting – Dick Cheney would win this one so NO

  2. Pole vaulting, for the chronically obese….

  3. Sure, and for the quadraplegics, let’s add the good ole fashion pie eating contest.


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