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How can I cut my arm off at home safely?
I have just recently gone to africa... I've picked up a rare disease there from a mosquito, it stung my arm and infected it and I need to amputate it before it spreads to my heart. I have very little money, and no health insurance, please provide me instrunctions on how to safely amputate my arm
August 11th, 2011 - 10:29
buy a wood chipper get drunk and put ur arm into it?
August 11th, 2011 - 10:29
Just go to the hospital already!!
August 11th, 2011 - 10:29
omg,, i think you should just go to the hospital..
by trying to save money you might end up messing it up nd then you might die..
And no one wants you to die..
August 11th, 2011 - 10:29
go to a university hospital right away.
they have to take you and the bill is $5 a month.
there is no safe way to cut off an arm by yourself.
August 11th, 2011 - 10:29
be creative use power tools.
August 11th, 2011 - 10:29
You should go see a samurai, or a ninja. Doctors can get pretty expensive. I myself am a ninja, and I’d gladly help you, if in fact I was around your neck of the woods. After they get done, put some peroxide on it, you’ll be good as new in no time. With one less arm, but good as new. God Bless.
August 11th, 2011 - 10:29
There is no safe way to do it, really…if you leave it, you could die, and if you cut it off, you could get a secondary infection and die, or die from blood loss.
August 11th, 2011 - 10:29
This has massive Darwin Award potential. I say go for it. While you’re at it, lop off your dong so you don’t reproduce anyone just as stupid.
August 11th, 2011 - 10:29
There is no safe way to amputate your arm by yourself…
If you’re in Africa and you have "very little money" then how can you be on a computer right now?