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CUD Results!? Intervention!? What do you think?

Sorry about the lateness. Beatdown will be on tomorrow. If you don’t like it don’t read it. We begin with Beatdown GM Daffy in the ring. “On Beatdown, I stated that we would have a therapy session for CUD GM Rod Flanders with loved ones around him. So, to throw him off track, I told him to take the night off. But, I’m not taking over tonight, Rod’s new assistant GM will. Everyone, give a round of applause for Skittles Mini.” Mini came out to huge applause. “Well, it’s great to have an official term. So, tonight, my first night as assistant GM, I am making huge matches. I am giving Chuck Norris another chance at the Money in the Bank Match, as he faces the very mystery man who hit him with a chair last week. Also, Ray Lewis & Fat Albert will face T.O. & Eduardo. And for the main event, CUD Champ Courage & Kool Aid Man will face Chewbacca & Billy. And at the end of the show, we will have our little intervention.”
We got the first match as Ray & Albert face Terrell Owens & Eduardo. It was a great match. Canadian Champ Ray Lewis destroyed TO, his opponent for Marathon. He tagged in Al, who went up to try and hit a moonsault, but Barney came out and pushed him off. TO got up and pinned him real quickly in order to get the win. Barney came in, along with Grover came out and beat on Albert while TO & Eduardo took on the Canadian Champ. Samurai Jack & Jolly Green Giant came out and beat them all to a pulp to save Ray & Al. Before they could get too far, Barak Obama came out with a chair and chased them away. Obama picked them up and, beforeleaving, said something to Barney.
Norris then faced the mysterious man in a MITB Qualifying Match. It was a great match. Norris was dominating when the other mysterious man came out. But this time, Jackie Chan & George Foreman came out and stopped him. Norris finished him off with a Knockout punch to get the win and a spot in the MITB Match. After the match, Norris unmasked both, revealing them to be Jay & Silent Bob.
We then go to the main event as Courage & Kool face Chewy & Billy. These two teams wrestled amazingly. The new team of Courage & Kool was dominating when Irwin & Puddin distracted them. Then, Billy took over and was beating on Courage. He even tried to hit an Unprettier, but Courage reversed it. They both began to crawl to the corner. They both tagged in at the same time, but Kool got the best of Chewy. He won it for his team after a Kool Aid Bottom.
We then went to Daffy in the ring with Mini on his side. “Everyone, it is time for what we’ve all been waiting for, Rod’s little brother, Todd, brought him here. Here he is.” Rod came out with Todd at his side, with a surprised look on his face. “Rod, this is for you, because you need to realize what is going on in your life. So, we have all come here for you. And now, meet why we want you here.” Maude Flanders came out in a wheelchair pushed by Ned Flanders. Ned said, “Maude wasn’t able to talk, so I will speak for her tonight. Son, we are both very proud of what you have done for this company and how you have stood up for what is right. But, lately, you haven’t bee nacting the same. You haven’t bee nto see your mother in the hospital and you won’t return any of our calls. Please, so, consider retiring.” Rod then said, “Dad, Mom, I will retire from wrestling. Mom, I’m sorry. I should not have let Mayor get you. But I will not retire until Daffy & I get revenge on Mayor. Mayor, I vow on my life that I will humiliate you at Fantasy Mania.” “Oh really?” said Mayor coming up the ramp. “Rod, if you retire right now, I will never harm your family again. But, if you decide to continue until Mania, then I will enflict pain on you that’s unimaginable. Over the ring is an electric net and if you decide to continue, it will drop. And then Scar, Michael Myers, Tony, & jabba will come in and destroy your mom.” Daffy then said, “That is, if your not stopped.” As he said htat, Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, & Milhouse Van Houten came fro mthe crowd with chairs and beat on Mayor until he was a bloody mess. Mayor’s backup then came, but were destroyed by Daffy, Rod, Todd, Ned, & mini. The show ends as this alliance stands over the fallen Mayor & co.
Hope you enjoyed. Hopefully Beatdown will be on by the end of the day.